Nigga Quotes Funny Quotes About School

Drug dealer buy Jordans, crackhead buy crack / And a white man get paid off of all of that

– "All Falls Down" from College Dropout
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But I ain't even gon act holier than thou / Cause fuck it, I went to Jacob with 25 thou / Before I had a house and I'd do it again / Cause I wanna be on 106 and Park pushing a Benz

– "All Falls Down" from College Dropout
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We'll buy a lot of clothes when we don't really need 'em / Things we buy to cover up what's inside

– "All Falls Down" from College Dropout
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You know what the Midwest is? / Young & restless

– "Jesus Walks" from College Dropout
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Saying "We eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast" / Huh? Y'all eat pieces of shit? What's the basis?

– "Jesus Walks" from College Dropout
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I've been workin' this graveshift and I ain't made shit / I wish I could buy me a spaceship and fly past the sky

– "Spaceship" from College Dropout
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Now, my flow / Is in the pocket like wallets, I got the bounce like hydraulics / I can't call it, I got the swerve like alcoholics

– "Get 'Em High" from College Dropout
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What's scary to me is Henny makes girls look like Halle Berry to me / So excuse me miss, I forgot your name

– "The New Workout Plan" from College Dropout
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Ooh, girl your breath is harsh / Cover your mouth up like you got SARS

– "The New Workout Plan" from College Dropout
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She got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson / Got a dark skinned friend look like Michael Jackson

– "Slow Jamz" from College Dropout
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I'm a play this Vandross / You're gonna take your pants off / I'm gonna play this Gladys Knight / Me and you're gonna get right

– "Slow Jamz" from College Dropout
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Golly, more of that bullshit ice rap / I got to 'pologize to Mos and Kweli (probably) / But is it cool to rap about gold / If I told the world I copped it from Ghana and Mali?

– "Breathe In Breath Out" from College Dropout
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Roc-A-Fella chain, yeah that's my rapper style / Rosary piece, yeah that's my Catholic style / Red and white ones, yeah that's my Kappa style

– "School Spirit" from College Dropout
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I got a Jones like Norah for your sorror' / Bring more of them girls I've seen in the Aurora

– "School Spirit" from College Dropout
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Told 'em I finished school, and I started my own business / They say, 'Oh you graduated?' / No, I decided I was finished / Chasin' y'all dreams and what you've got planned

– "School Spirit" from College Dropout
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I drink a Boost for breakfast, and Ensure for dessert / Somebody ordered pancakes I just sip the sizzurp / That right there could drive a sane man bizzerk / Not to worry y'all Mr. H 2 the Izzo's back to wizzerk

– "Through the Wire" from College Dropout
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And just imagine how my girl feel / On the plane scared as hell that her guy look like Emmett Till

– "Through the Wire" from College Dropout
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My dawgs couldn't tell if I / I look Tom Cruise on Vanilla Sky, it was televised / All they heard was that I was in an accident like GEICO / They thought I was burnt up like Pepsi did Michael

– "Through the Wire" from College Dropout
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Swear I should be locked up for stupid shit that I did / But I'm a champion, so I turned tragedy to triumph / Make music that's fire, spit my soul through the wire

– "Through the Wire" from College Dropout
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Ain't nobody expect Kanye to end up on top / They expected that College Dropout to drop and then flop / Then maybe he stop savin' all the good beats for himself / Roc-A-Fella's only niggaz that help / My money was thinner than Sean Paul's goatee hair / Now Jean Paul Gaultier cologne fill the air, here

– "Last Call" from College Dropout
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And I was almost famous, now everybody loves Kanye / I'm almost Raymond

– "Last Call" from College Dropout
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And I heard 'em say, nothin ever promised tomorrow today / From the Chi, like Tim it's the Hard-a-way / So this is in the name of love, like Robert says / Before you ask me to get a job today, can I at least get a raise on a / minimum wage?

– "Heard 'Em Say" from Late Registration
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'Fore the day I die, I'mma touch the sky / Gotta testify, come up in the spot looking extra fly / 'Fore the day I die, I'mma touch the sky

– "Touch the Sky" from Late Registration
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Back when they thought pink polos would hurt the Roc, / Before Cam got the shit to pop, the doors was closed / I felt like Bad Boy's street team, I couldn't work the locks / Now let's go

– "Touch the Sky" from Late Registration
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I went to Jacob an hour after I got my advance / I just wanted to shine / Jay's favorite line: "Dawg, in due time" / Now he look at me, like "Damn, dawg, you where I am" / A hip hop legend / I think I died in an accident, cause this must be heaven

– "Touch the Sky" from Late Registration
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Damn, them new loafers hurt my pocket / Before anybody wanted K-West beats, / Me and my girl split the buffet at KFC

– "Touch the Sky" from Late Registration
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She was suppose to buy you shorty TYCO with your money / She went to the doctor got lypo with your money / She walking around looking like Michael with your money / Should of got that insured got GEICO for your money / If you ain't no punk holla we want prenup / We want prenup! Yeah

– "Gold Digger" from Late Registration
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My cars like the movies my cars like the crib / I got more TVs in here then where I live

– "Drive Slow" from Late Registration
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How we stop the Black Panthers? / Ronald Reagan cooked up an answer / You hear that? / What Gil Scott was hearin' / When our heroes and heroines got hooked on heroin

– "Crack Music" from Late Registration
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I'm arguing like what kind of doctor can we fly in / You know the best medicine go to people that's paid / If Magic Johnson got a cure for AIDS / And all the broke muthafuckers passed away / You tellin' me if my grandma was in the NBA / Right now she'd be okay?

– "Roses" from Late Registration
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I asked the nurse, "Did you do the research?" / She ask me, "Can you sign some t-shirts?" / Bitch is you smokin' reefer? / You don't see that we hurt / But still...

– "Roses" from Late Registration
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I know it's past visiting hours / But can I please give her these flowers? / The doctor don't wanna take procedures / He claims my heart can't take the anesthesia / It'll send her body into a seizure

– "Roses" from Late Registration
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Since Pac passed away / Most you rappers don't even deserve a track from me / You see, if you ever wanted to ever be anything / There'd always be somebody that shoot down any dream / There'll always be haters, that's the way it is

– "Bring Me Down" from Late Registration
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What's your addiction? Is it money? Is it girls? Is it weed? / I've been afflicted by not one, not two, but all three

– "Addiction" from Late Registration
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For ever ever? For ever ever? Ever ever? / Ever ever? Ever ever? Ever ever? Ever ever?

– "Diamonds from Sierra Leone" from Late Registration
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Good Morning, this ain't Vietnam still / People lose hands, legs, arms for real / Little was known of Sierra Leone / And how it connect to the diamonds we own / When I speak of diamonds in this song / I ain't talkin' 'bout the ones that be glowin' / I'm talkin' 'bout Roc-A-Fella, my home, my chain / These ain't conflict diamonds, is they Jacob? Don't lie to me man

– "Diamonds from Sierra Leone" from Late Registration
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Feeling better than some head on a Sunday afternoon / Better than a chick that say yes to soon / Until you have a daughter, that's what I call karma / And you pray to God she don't grow breasts too soon.

– "We Major" from Late Registration
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I'm finna talk about my mama if y'all don't mind / I was three years old, when you and I moved to the Chi / Late December, harsh winter gave me a cold / You fixed me up something that was good for my soul / Famous homemade chicken soup, can I have another bowl?

– "Hey Mama" from Late Registration
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You work late nights just to keep on the lights / Mommy got me training wheels so I could keep on my bike / And you would give anything in this world / Michael Jackson leather and a glove, but didn't give me a curl / And you never put no man over me / And I love you for that, Mommy, can't you see?

– "Hey Mama" from Late Registration
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Tell your job you gotta fake 'em out / Since you brought me in this world, let me take you ou t/ To a restaurant, upper echelon / I'mma get you a jag, whatever else you want / Just tell me what kind of S-Type Donda West like? / Tell me the perfect color so I make it just right / It don't gotta be Mother's Day, or your birthday / For me to just call and say (Hey Mama)

– "Hey Mama" from Late Registration
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It's a celebration, bitches! / Grab a drink, grab a glass / After that I grab yo ass

– "Celebration" from Late Registration
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Baby it's too late for that, lately I've been takin' it slow / Try and make it to the party 'fore the guest list close / With the freshest hoes, the professors know / We about to get real unprofessional / Like them eskimos, what would you do for a Klondike?

– "Late" from Late Registration
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Yeah I hear the alarm, yeah I hear you Mom / Yeah yeah I don't wan' be broke when I'm 31 / They said the best classes go to the fastest / Sorry Mr. West there's no good classes, and that's what yo' ass get / Not even electives? Not even prerequisites?

– "Late" from Late Registration
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I'm like a fly Malcolm X / Buy any jeans necessary

– "Good Morning" from Graduation
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Look at the valedictorian scared of the future / While I hop in the Delorean / Scared-to-face-the-world complacent career student / Some people graduate, but we still stupid / They tell you read this, eat this, don't look around / Just peep this, preach us, teach us, Jesus / Okay, look up now, they done stole your streetness / After all of that, you receive this

– "Good Morning" from Graduation
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Lauryn Hill say her heart was in Zion / I wish her heart still was in rhymin'

– "Champion" from Graduation
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I don't see why I need a stylist / When I shop so much I can speak Italian

– "Champion" from Graduation
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My dad'll say "When you see clothes close your eyelids" / We was sort of like Will Smith and his son / In the movie I ain't talkin' 'bout the rich ones / 'Cause every summer he'll get some / Brand new hare-brained scheme to get rich from / And I don't know what he did for dough / But he'd sent me back to school with a new wardrobe and hey!

– "Champion" from Graduation
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Let's get lost tonight / You could be my black Kate Moss tonight / Play secretary, I'm the boss tonight / And you don't give a fuck what they all say right?

– "Stronger" from Graduation
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You know how long I've been on you? / Since Prince was on Apollonia / Since OJ had Isotoners / Don't act like I never told you

– "Stronger" from Graduation
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This is Louis Vuitton Don Knight / So we gonna do everything that Kan like / Heard they'd do anything for a Klondike / Well I'd do anything for a blonde dyke / And she'll do anything for the limelight / And we'll do anything when the time's right

– "Stronger" from Graduation
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Do anybody make real shit anymore? / Bow in the presence of greatness / 'Cause right now thou hast forsaken us / You should be honored by my lateness / That I would even show up to this fake shit

– "Stronger" from Graduation
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Have you ever popped champagne on a plane / While gettin' some brain / Whipped it out, she said "I never seen snakes on a plane"

– "Good Life" from Graduation
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Welcome to the good life / Where niggas that sell D / Won't even get pulled over in they new V / The good life, let's go on a livin' spree / Shit they say the best things in life are free

– "Good Life" from Graduation
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Welcome to the good life / Where we like the girls who ain't on TV / 'Cause they got more (sss than the models) / The good life, so keep it comin' with the bottles / Till she feel boozed like she bombed out Apollo

– "Good Life" from Graduation
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I feel the pressure, under more scrutiny / And what I do? Act more stupidly / Bought more jewelry, more Louis V, my momma couldn't get through to me / The drama, people suing me / I'm on TV talking like it's just you and me / I'm just saying how I feel man / I ain't one of the Cosbies, I ain't go to Hill, man / I guess the money should've changed him / I guess I should've forgot where I came from

– "Can't Tell Me Nothing" from Graduation
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Old folks talking about back in my day / But homie this is my day

– "Can't Tell Me Nothing" from Graduation
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So if the devil wear Prada / Adam, Eve wear nada / I'm in between, but way more fresher

– "Can't Tell Me Nothing" from Graduation
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Dude! / Fresh off the plane, konichiwa bitches / Turn around another plane, my passport on pivot / As for what I did it, that asshole done did it / Talked it and he lived it, spitted then he shitte / I don't need to write hits, I might bounce ideas / But only I could come up with some shit like this

– "Barry Bonds" from Graduation
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Top 5 MCs you ain't gotta remind me / Top 5 MCs you gotta rewind me / I'm high up on the line, you can get behind me / But my head's so big you can't sit behind me

– "Barry Bonds" from Graduation
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So say goodbye to the NAACP award / Goodbye to the India.Arie award / They'd rather give me the "Nigga please" award / But I'll just take the "I got a lot of cheese" award

– "Everything I Am" from Graduation
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Damn, here we go again / Everybody sayin' what's not for him / Everything I'm not, made me everything I am / Damn, here we go again / People talk shit, but when shit hits the fan / Everything I'm not, made me everything I am

– "Everything I Am" from Graduation
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Can I talk my shit again? / Even if I don't hit again / Dawg are you fucking kidding? / My hat, my shoes, my coat, Louis Vuitton stitch, with Donatella Versace / That's Louis Vuitton, bitch

– "The Glory" from Graduation
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Mrs. So-Fly crash lands in my room / Can't waste no time, she might leave soon

– "Say You Will" from 808s and Heartbreak
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My friend showed me pictures of his kids / And all I could show him was pictures of my cribs / He said his daughter got a brand new report card / And all I got was a brand new sports car

– "Welcome to Heartbreak" from 808s and Heartbreak
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My God, sister gettin' married by the lake / But I couldn't figure out who I want to take / Bad enough that I showed up late / I had to leave 'fore they even cut the cake

– "Welcome to Heartbreak" from 808s and Heartbreak
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I'm a monster, I'm a killer / I know I'm wrong / I'm a problem / That'll never ever be solved

– "Amazing" from 808s and Heartbreak
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I'm not loving you, the way I wanted to / See I wanna move, but can't escape from you / So I keep it low, keep a secret code / So everybody else don't have to know

– "Love Lockdown" from 808s and Heartbreak
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You wanna check in to the Heartbreak Hotel / But sorry, we're closed / Baby don't worry about it / Lady we'll go out to the floor

– "Paranoid" from 808s and Heartbreak
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'Bout the baddest girl I ever seen / Straight up out a movie scene / Who knew she was a drama queen / That'a turn my life to Stephen King

– "RoboCop" from 808s and Heartbreak
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'Cause I don't want no RoboCop/ You moving like a RoboCop / When did you become a RoboCop / Somebody please make her stop

– "RoboCop" from 808s and Heartbreak
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Happen to be just like moments passin' / In front of me so I hopped in the cab and / I paid my fare. See, I know my destination / But I'm just not there

– "Street Lights" from 808s and Heartbreak
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To get my heart out of this hell / And my mind out of this jail / There is no clothes that I could buy / That could turn back the time / There is no vacation spot I could fly / That could bring back a piece of real life / Real life, what does it feel like?

– "Pinocchio Story" from 808s and Heartbreak
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And there is no Gepetto to guide me, no one right beside me / The only one was behind me I can't find her no more / I can't find her no more I can't ... / The only one that come out on the tour and stay, stay, stay ... / Back when I was living at home and this was all a big dream

– "Pinocchio Story" from 808s and Heartbreak
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The plan was to drink until the pain over / But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?

– "Dark Fantasy" from My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
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DJs need to listen to the models / You ain't got no fuckin' Yeezy in your Serrato? / (You ain't got no Yeezy, nigga?) / Stupid, but what the fuck do I know? / I'm just a Chi-town nigga with a Nas flow / And my bitch in that new Phoebe Philo / So much head, I woke up to Sleepy Hollow

– "Dark Fantasy" from My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
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This the real world, homie, school finished / They done stole your dreams, you dunno who did it / I treat the cash the way the government treats AIDS / I won't be satisfied til all my niggas get it, get it?

– "Gorgeous" from My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
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Is hip-hop just a euphemism for a new religion / The soul music for the slaves that the youth is missin' / This is more than just my road to redemption / Malcolm X had the whole nation standing at attention / As long as I'm in polos they think they got me / But they would try to crack me if they ever see a black me

– "Gorgeous" from My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
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I embody every characteristic of the egotistic / He knows, he so fuckin' gifted / I just needed time alone, with my own thoughts / Got treasures in my mind but couldn't open up my own vault / My child-like creativity, purity and honesty is honestly being crowded by these grown thoughts / Reality is catching up with me, taking my inner child, I'm fighting for custody / With these responsibilities that they entrust in me / As I look down at my diamond encrusted piece thinkin'...